Every Outfit
212: On Lauren’s Pregnancy Shocker, Lady Gaga, Fashion Month (Feat. Patrik Sandberg)
The cat is out of the bag: Lauren is knocked up! And Chelsea is NOT the father, fyi. On today’s episode, we discuss her foray into motherhood and our failed attempt to whore out her pregnancy reveal. We are also joined by the brilliant and discerning Patrik Sandberg for a discussion of Lady Gaga’s new album Mayhem , Meghan Markle’s much-derided Netflix series, and a recap of fashion month. ps. this episode was recorded before we learned of the fashion double whammy that is Demna’s appointment at Gucci and Donatella’s exit from Versace. Collections discussed in this episode include Calvin Klein , The Row , Tom Ford , Dries Van Noten , Givenchy , Chloe , Anne Demulemeester , Rabanne , Simone Rocha , Hodakova , Marc Jacobs , Dsquared2 , Alaia , Duran Lantink , and Dilara Findikoglu .
14 Mar 2025 - 01 hr 33 min 54 sec
211: On the Oscars
Apologies for the delay, Chelsea has had yet another rough week, but we are back to discuss Hollywood’s biggest night and all of the best Karla Sofía Gascón jokes. Topics discussed include the deeply healing The Color Purple reunion, Anora ’s shocking sweep, Demi Moore’s life-imitating-art moment, the sensational Wizard of Oz tribute, David Lynch erasure, and Adrian Brody’s deeply annoying acceptance speech. P.S. this episode was recorded before we knew the deeply f**ked up and unbelievably tragic details of Gene Hackman’s death . R.I.P. King. Let’s watch The Birdcage in his honor 🖤 Visual references: Ariana Grande in Schiaparelli , Cynthia Erivo in Louis Vuitton , Alba Rohrwacher in Valentino Couture , Mikey Madison in Dior , Elle Fanning in Givenchy , Emma Stone in Louis Vuitton , Demi Moore in Armani Privè , Selena Gomez in Ralph Lauren , Zoe Saldana in Saint Laurent , Timothée Chalamet in Givenchy , Kylie Jenner in Miu Miu , Miley Cyrus in Alexander McQueen , Jeff Goldblum in Prada , Colman Domingo in Valentino , Jeremy Strong in Lora Piana , Whoopi Goldberg in Christian Siriano , Sarah Paulson in Marc Jacobs , Zoe Kravitz in Saint Laurent , Julia Fox in Dilara Findikoulu , Kendall Jenner in Thierry Mugler , Kaia Gerber in Valentino , and Alison Brie in Versace .
9 Mar 2025 - 01 hr 07 min 14 sec
210: On the SAG Awards, Jane Fonda, Real Housewives (Feat. Liz Goldwyn)
It’s been a rough week, but your girls are back to discuss all of the highlights from the SAG Awards, Brady Corbet’s $0 payday, and Lena Dunham’s romcom bidding war. We are also joined by the Los Angeles legend Liz Goldwyn for a chat about her RHOBH audition, her prolific vintage collection, and her dishy Substack STARF*CKER .
28 Feb 2025 - 01 hr 12 min 25 sec
209: On Sex and the City: One
Hide your children! Today we’re discussing the “bozo the bush” episode, a.k.a. “One”. In this monumental episode, Carrie meets Aleksandr Petrovsky, Robert surprises Miranda with a giant cookie, Charlotte has a miscarriage, and Samantha has a pubic hair-related breakdown. It also has many diva moments including a fake Marina Abramović, an Elizabeth Taylor-inspired makeover, and several references to Studio 54. What more could we ask for?
21 Feb 2025 - 01 hr 01 min 45 sec
208: A Crazy Sexy Hotline Episode
In honor of Valentine’s Day, we’re answering your burning questions about love, sex, and dating juggalos. Listen at your own risk! 🤡 As promised, here are the visual references for our discussion about bridal fashion: Gwen Stefani’s first wedding dress , her second , Olvia Culpo , Posh n’ Becks , Kristy Hume , Tori Amos , Bianca Jagger , Mia Farrow , Stella Tennant , and Tania Sarin .
14 Feb 2025 - 01 hr 16 min 37 sec
207: On the Grammys, Bianca Censori, Karla Sofía Gascón
On today’s jam-packed episode, we discuss the controversial divas that commanded our attention this week: Bianca Censori and Karla Sofía Gascón. We also get into the fashions and performances at the Grammys, Mother Monster’s latest slay Abracadabra, Ellen and Portia’s skincare infomercial, the Met Gala’s newly announced dress code, the Buffy reboot, Timmy’s nasty fingernails in A Complete Unknown, the sassy heterosexual cardinals in Conclave, and more! Have a love and/or sex question you need our thoughts on? Let us unleash our inner Carrie Bradshaw, call our hotline at 323-486-6773 to potentially be featured on our upcoming Valentine’s Day Loveline episode! Note: Those who live outside the U.S. can email us a voice memo at hello@everyoutfitinc.com
7 Feb 2025 - 01 hr 10 min 56 sec
206: On the Oscar Nominations, Couture Week, The Brutalist
We’re back to discuss this year’s Oscar nominations and the unforgivable Challengers/Babygirl erasure. We also get into the upcoming Practical Magic and Romy and Michelle sequels, Glenn Martens’ appointment at Margiela, Alessandro Michele’s couture debut, Lauren’s fear that Severance will go the way of Westworld, the fabulous (but bleak) The Brutalist, and so much more! Have a love and/or sex question you need our thoughts on? Call our hotline at 323-486-6773 to potentially be featured on our upcoming Valentine’s Day Loveline episode! Note: Those who live outside the U.S. can email us a voice memo at hello@everyoutfitinc.com Thank you to all the fuckettes who bought our merch! We are donating the funds you helped us raise to the Anti-Recidivism Coalition’s firefighter fund which supports the incarcerated firefighters who are saving our city and Pasadena Humane, an animal shelter that has taken in over 700 animals from the Eaton Fire.
31 Jan 2025 - 01 hr 08 min 06 sec
205: On Sex and the City: The Man, the Myth, the Viagra
Trump is president again, so we’re discussing his cameo in an otherwise great episode of Sex and the City. This is also the episode where Samantha dates a septuagenarian, Mr, Big sings Frank Sinatra, and Miranda meets a cute bartender named Steve. Also: if you would like to skip our opening banter about Trump’s inauguration, the Sex and the City talk starts at 20:50 💋
25 Jan 2025 - 01 hr 09 min 15 sec
204: On Carrie’s Stoop Drama, Queer Eye, Hotline Calls
We’re back to discuss the harrowing fires that ravaged our beloved city, the poor woman who owns Carrie Bradshaw’s brownstone, and Kristin Davis’ new podcast Are You a Charlotte?. We also answer a bunch of hotline calls on topics ranging from Sex and the City’s 9/11 erasure to THAT Katy Perry / JonBenet Ramsay conspiracy theory. Want to be featured in a future hotline episode? Call 323-486-6773! Also, if you buy anything from our store this week, 100% of the proceeds will be donated to fire relief. The funds raised will be split between the Anti-Recidivism Coalition’s firefighter fund which supports the incarcerated firefighters who are saving our city and Pasedena Humane, an animal shelter that has taken in over 700 animals from the Eaton Fire. 🛍SHOP NOW 🛍
17 Jan 2025 - 01 hr 11 min 54 sec
203: On the Golden Globes, Babygirl, Emilia Pérez
YIKES! Los Angeles is on fire, but we still managed to record an episode before fleeing to local hotels. Please note that this was recorded on Wednesday morning, before we understood the scope of the devastation. In this episode, we discuss Michael Patrick King’s new interview with Entertainment Weekly, the big wins and fashions of the Golden Globes, the deeply bizarre cinematic tour de force that is Emilia Pérez, and Nicole Kidman’s lactose kink in Babygirl. We're sorry we can't embed the red carpet photos, but you can see what we're talking about HERE.
10 Jan 2025 - 01 hr 15 min 48 sec